One of the biggest social events of the year in Deadwood is the Pimp and Ho Ball. Yes, the Pimp and Ho Ball. Everyone had been talking about it for weeks. I left most of my clothing in storage in California so I didn't really have any good "ho" wear. Not to mention that there are many types of hos. There are ghetto hos and call girl hos and playboy hos and country hos and cute hos and ugly hos... the possibilities were endless. A week and four outfits later I finally decided to go as a sultry high class ho. I must say that walking through town, we were quite the spectacle. Tourists were stopping to take pictures with us.At the actual ball we had VIP seats in Dr. Feelgood's Love Lounge (it's good to have connections) and a perfect view of the ice sculpture of the woman's bust where other party goers were doing shots of purple hooters from her nipples. There were also a variety of jello shots (can't remember the last time I did one of those) in plungers and "suck and blow" form. My girl Meggie and I were having a lot of fun with those. My two favorite costumes were Charlie's Disco Ho costume (she's the one on the left) and Meggie's lace boy shorts that said Lil Devil on the booty. All in all a fun night. Who said they don't know how to have fun in the middle of nowhere.
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